Where light doesn't exist

The council have discovered what they hope is going to be a major tourist attraction, a black hole.

It's believed that the hole currently measures some half a million pounds and is due to an overspend of the winter budget. It's thought that it could increase in size.

Surprisingly the council has discovered several black holes in recent years and predicts it will find many more in the future.

At the moment the council only has the ability to measure these occurrences in minus monetary terms rather than the more usual gravitational pull.

Visit Scotland has shown interest as black hole spotting could sit alongside it's dark skies projects.

Dark skies indeed.

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