The shape of men

It's thought that the Oscar winning film The Shape of Water is responsible for the large number of women seen wandering forlornly along Nairn's beaches gazing out to sea.

The film has apparently been a wake up call to many women that they'd probably be better off with a fish than a man and they're in search of a date.

It's not known as to how many have been successful in their quest but according to social media Nairn is a bit of a hotspot to find a desirable ectothermic mate.

Men are just so last year.