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In what has been described as 'one monumental mistake' it's been confirmed that the DUP leader Arlene Foster will no longer be visiting Nairn.

It would appear that her press office were under the impression that a running group in Nairn (through their their orange tops) 
were Orange lodge runners but this has proved to be untrue.

Nairn would of course welcome Arlene but as far as we're aware we don't have any orange lodges, indeed white seems to be a favourite house colour.