Dirty protest

A Nairn councillor has boarded up the toilet in his home by way of a protest at the council's decision to close some public toilets.

Many groups and individuals are incensed at the council's policy to close public conveniences in an effort to save money. A strong argument against closure is that it's a disincentive for tourists to visit the area.

Apparently the councillor behind the protest will chap on his neighbour's doors when nature calls as that it what the public will have to do when toilets close

He was unavailable for comment today but his wife suggested that he was a f•••ing eejit and he'd better open it again soon if he wants his tea.